Here at FastLipo & GunDepot, we work to cater to your foremost desires:
The means to destroy anyone who stands in your way
The ability to be superfuckinghot
Lightning Fast
Our cutting-edge treatments are performed within one week at our world-class facility, with only a one-month recovery period needed for 90% of patients.
Research Based
In addition to our gun retailer and body aesthetics units, FastLipo & GunDepot has a research unit made up of award-winning engineers dedicated to innovation. Ever heard of the combination breast augmentation / bolt-action rifle? That was us.
Human-Driven
Before any FastLipo procedure or GunDepot sale, we have customers meet with one of our FLGD Consultants to ensure you're getting the treatment or handgun best tailored to your needs.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
— The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution, Signed 1787.
"The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone."
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, date unknown.
I look powerful, I feel powerful, and thanks to my newly minted cache of unlicensed weapons, I am powerful.
Rex Stone
The personalized consultation really helped me decide which services were right for me—big thank-you to Helen for talking me through the surgery and training processes!!
Katie Middleton
Fast Lipo & Gun Depot is one of the emerging, enormously valuable business of this decade. If you care about firearms, personal aesthetics, and their imperiled futures, then do your very best to contact Fast Lipo & Gun Depot. The employees at this business are
brilliant at what they do, so please reach out and enjoy this unique experience.
Freddie Kelvin
Want to join the Gun Show?
Whether you're looking for help getting rippling six-pack abs, or racking the slide of your semi-automatic, we've got you covered. Schedule a meeting with an FLGD Consultant to get started today.
